To Eric and the wonderful folks at DomainAgents.com – I want to thank you for conveying the very kind offer to buy donkware.com. I cannot imagine what anyone could possibly need it for other than a silly website like mine, and I cannot imagine anyone offering more than five bucks for it. I wouldn’t have paid any more than that. I think I got it for about two dollars. I can’t even remember.
Anyways, I can’t see the offer without joining DomainAgents.com or responding to Mr. Eric, and unfortunately I have no desire to do either of those things. If you’re willing to send me the offer up front I might consider it. Otherwise I’m afraid you’re out of luck, and I do apologize for my laziness. I just have a policy of not responding to unsolicited anything. If I wanted to sell the domain I’d list it somewhere. But who knows, if there is really someone out there willing to pay actual money for donkware.com, maybe I could be talked into it. But I am as yet unconvinced that person exists! It is preposterous to think so.